Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8256
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Towns Built: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1453
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mines Excavated: 2190
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Emeralds Found: 9743
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ores Mined: 2933 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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