Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	702515
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Emeralds Found:	9328
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2474
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Potions Brewed:	80

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1590	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Animals Bred:	104	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Buildings Constructed:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7917	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	4628
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9351	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2181	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!