Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	10507
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	974	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4298
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6991
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	861925
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9796

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	1639	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Towns Built:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Potions Brewed:	173	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ores Mined:	7698	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	247	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8949
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	3879

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	5465	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	75
Star Shards Collected:	185	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	76

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3996	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club