Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7827	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	855747
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	407

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

MC-Creative

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dimension Hops:	9

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	9331	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	18

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	3171
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1218	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2013
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	27368
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	2774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106