Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	5272
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	121991
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4055
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3885

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Crops Grown:	1739	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org