Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5217
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Animals Bred: 149 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2772 Magic Items Found: 1032
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 401
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9005 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 107 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 3894 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 141 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 314184
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MEGA Planet

    MEGA Planet

    Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1958 Ores Mined: 1168
    Dimension Hops: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • efCraft

    efCraft

    About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 New Chunks Explored: 246303
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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