Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	6749
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4174

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2740	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	189190
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	800231	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2780
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2983
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	3871
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	946
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114