Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3732
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6587	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	1169
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Chimeras Created:	3

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9555	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	1774	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Animals Bred:	138
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	4356
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645