Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Star Shards Collected:	210
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	818
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9578	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6519	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9559
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	660

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	1251	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com