Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9711	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5495
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	834	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8536
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	864122
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	9033	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2160	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com