Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

CatServe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	230	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey, glad you found us!

CatServe is a UK based server with an awesome community, we have many ranks, found at http://catserve.net and many many features, come online and start the best minecraft experience ever at mine.catserve.net today! This server is run by an MCBans Staff member and is a great deal of fun!

mine.catserve.net

FuRiouSCraft Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft? Then this is the place for you. All the gang banging, smuggling, working and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting. Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

More info at furiouscraft.com

pvp.furiouscraft.com

RenderedMC

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

This is an AWESOME survival build server where there is no griefing allowed. So don’t fear having your builds destroyed. Go to the warps building and pick a direction to spawn (NORTH,EAST,SOUTH,WEST) Then find an unprotected area and BUILD AWAY! Make sure to have an admin come by and protect your build. You can have a Mod or Admin set a warp for you or you can set your home using /sethome.

You will love this server and the staff will treat you very nicely!

Come on over and hop on this sweet server!

RenderedMC.com

GameOn365 Minecraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

12 GB Ram, Quad-core 3.4GHz processor, 100Mbit uplink.

Consistent uptime, free building for all players, PvP and survival options, friendly but fair administrators and moderators. Always willing to help make your gaming experience the best it can be!

Multiple ranks and player permissions available!

Hunger Games soon to come? Let us know by giving input on our forums!

minecraft.gameon365.net

Lionheart Skyblock

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Come Join Lionheart Skyblock! IP: Lionheartmc.net Gameplay: You start out with a small island which has a tree and a chest containing basic items. You may shop for more items at the server shop. Each island is protected to a certain radius by world guard so non-members of your party will not be able to grief! Build an island with friends and grow your own island into an empire! Rules: We have very simple rules that shouldn’t be that hard to follow 1. No griefing 2. No hacking 3. No mods 4. No racism 5. Don’t ask for staff position 6. No spamming 7. Don’t bug an admin, owner or mod relentlessly! 8. Have fun and don’t forget to cote for Lionheart Skyblock! Plugins: Here are some of our main plugins • Spleef • Skyblock • Essentials • Lockette • Chest Shop • World Guard • And many more…

lionheartmc.net

Dewcraft Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	56	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	179	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Dewcraft.com Minecraft Servers

Dewcraft.com Survival Server

Dewcraft.com is a Minecraft Survival Server. Mobs and damage for an exciting PvE and PvP environment.

Features * Build permissions granted after application (This protects our users from griefers) * PvP environment with all regular mobs and health * Griefer protection with tracking and rollbacks using LogBlock * Active userbase * Helpful moderation team

Build permissions are granted after registration and application. Please see our website, dewcraft.com , for more details.

Connect using server.dewcraft.com:25565

server.dewcraft.com

Adult Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	783304
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Farms Harvested:	264
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.

Server address world.woodenaxe.com

Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com

Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com

Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com

world.woodenaxe.com

HavenMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ores Mined:	7663	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

[IP] HavenMC.com [website] news.HAVENmc.com Haven has no whitelist so come experience what so many others already love! Grief protection while part of a Town PvP protection while in a Town (or make your town a PvP arena!) Ability to create Nations and Tax other towns A vibrant diverse economy shop system for Towns Dungeons with hourly reward chests Treasure Hunting with massive rewards Monthly Building contests Spleef and Cloudrace events Many events at our event hub to try Monster Hunting Arena Automated Spleef Live the way you wish!

PLAY.HAVENMC.COM

DeadCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mines Excavated:	4575	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to Deadcraft!

What is DeadCraft?

Deadcraft is a 24/7 server which allows legit and cracked players to unite in the best sandbox game out there! We currently offer a 90 slot server which stays lag-free to about 60 players.

Staff

We have staff all over the world so there should always be someone online that can help you with your concern.

Donations

Because we are using a paid 24/7 host we are in a need of money. That means that any donations will be appreciated! We also sell some ranks for some amounts. *More info in server spawn*

-Misa / iRenZy

75.102.40.239:25665

Sverrecraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Sverrecraft is a big minecraft server with many opportunities! You can explore the world as mutch as you want with no border and play in different gamemodes! The staff is nice and helpfull. The owners of the server are sverre26 and johannessogn. Usefull commands: /creative /pvp /freebuild /spawn /info You find more info at the server webpage(http://www.sverrecraft.com/) Remember to register on the forum (http://forum.sverrecraft.com/)

play.sverrecraft.com

RSMV.net

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

OUR IP: play.rsmv.net Bedrock players use IP: bedrock.rsmv.net XRUN – The original Xrun from RSMV.net !!! Over 70 maps, and all the RAGE! !!!NEW!!! STORYBOOK – THE ONLY SERVER to come to for ADVENTURE MAPS! Click and Play with friends, over 180 ADVENTURE MAPS by some of the best Map Makers in Minecraft!! We set the map, the version, the Resourcepacks! All you do is click to play! SURVIVAL – Servers with 1.18.1 features! Mcmmo! Anti-Grief. LABYRINTH – A Pvp adventure through the corridors of evil. Find the exit before the unknown finds you ! HYPERDRIVE! – Extreme Fast Flying through insane courses!

CREATIVE! – with huge plots to create what your imagination holds. from basically nothing!

SKYBLOCK!- Conquer Infernal mobs to get cool drops! SLIMEFUN fun fun fun. Start with minimal supplies and build an empire!

Check out our newest Gamemode – Coming Soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my0LvwSPYk

play.rsmv.net

ChuboCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Hello, ChuboCraft is a PvP Faction server where the whole point is to raid, conquer, and survive.

The best way to do this is to get more faction members, build up your kingdom, and take out your enemys.

At the moment, the server can currently hold up to 40 people at a time, and is mostly up 24/7.

We back-up the map often so if’s someone has hacked the server, it will be back up with not so much of a loss.

Its currently cracked, free to come and play on, and as well has some friendly Mods

and Admins.

For more up to date infomation and pictures, please visit here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1122258-125chubocraftpvp-faction-server/#entry13773377

37.59.178.15

Eirinncraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	104
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Building a Community. One member at a time.

Eirinncraft is a survival server dedicated to the fun and community aspects of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on being 100% community supported.

Eirinncraft believes in having a safe, non-grief server.We have several plugins to help support this. Including LWC, World Guard and LogBlock. We also have a mature staff on hand in game or through our teamspeak channel 24 hours a day.

We also have an FTB Unleashed server for 18+ members of the Eirinncraft Community. No banned mods. TS:ts3.digitalthemepark.com – eirinncraft gaming group

Or….you can stop by our website at www.eirinncraft.net to register for building rights.

mc.eirinncraft.org

Xavtious

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9172
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hello! Over at Xavtious we are working hard to make a brand new community server to bring you a friendly and fun experience. Right now the main focus of the server is working on features, commands, and skyblock. Skyblock won’t be the only thing that this server will have to offer, but for now it is the only thing that is – for the most part – set up. We will be adding mini-games of all sorts to keep things interesting and we hope that many of you reading this will sign up to be builders, moderators, or even developers(when the time comes!) so that we can get this thing off the ground faster. The more hard-working players signing up for staff positions we have, the better! So don’t be afraid to ask about server positions, but don’t try to get in just to abuse privilaged admin power. That’s bad.

Note that there are a couple of basic requirements that we have to ensure that our players and community get the best experience possible. The first and most important is that you be nice to others and use common sense. Grammar is also suggested, but is not strictly required. We’re all up for a good lol! Meet all of that and read the /rules in-game and you’ll be A-okay! So what are you waiting for? Go have fun!

xavtious.no-ip.net

★ HitCraft Factions★

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

24/7 Factions Server with has ★PVP ★Griefing ★Raiding ★ Allowed! Join now at: 109.169.20.35:25615

Vote for 6 diamonds here: http://minestatus.net/28767-hitcraft-factions

Click on the Green + sign to vote!

109.169.20.35