Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7763	Animals Bred:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.