Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7367	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	283	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Runes Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2762
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2049

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!