Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	190
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3064
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	3302
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1368	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	5549
Mines Excavated:	2274	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.