Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2695
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	8597	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	1546

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4769
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	277
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	1976	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2148	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!