Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9842
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	8624
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	8261
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Farms Harvested:	381
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	5119
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5507	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Items Found:	4155	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crops Grown:	7794	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.