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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9767 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!