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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3802 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!