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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5678 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!