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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2275 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Votes: | 4639 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5468 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.