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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7187 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4866 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.