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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8813 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1894 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!