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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9392 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!