Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6913	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2672

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Votes:	3534	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	804	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	253
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148
Buildings Constructed:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1433
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Buildings Constructed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	6518
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5909

play.minecassia.net