Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	202
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crops Grown:	5166

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2928
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6851

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchantments Applied:	190	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.