Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Divine Spears Created:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1085
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Animals Bred:	99
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	158	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Emeralds Found:	7481
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	7173
Runes Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5076

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	76
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	228
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8688	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.