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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4810
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mines Excavated:	4238
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchantments Applied:	128

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	84585
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	487
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

waffle&sonne minecraft Server Type: Survival IP: wafflesonne.com Server Version: 1.19.2 Java (1.9+ java and the latest version can enter bedrock; tlauncher/crack/pirate can enter) About you:kucuk survival server. It revives the free economy experience with regular spawns divided into plots, shops, and currency indexed to diamonds. There is a tournament every weekend where everyone enters alone with their own items. Some Systems on the Server: claim, economy, shop, casino, tournament, arena, pvp (item drops in pvp outside the arena), getting married, regular spawn, buying and selling real estate, cheat protection, opening boxes, various rare dragons and loot, keepinventory, hard difficulty , mcMMO (skill), trade, clan, revive, 32 viewing distance, premium can be entered without registration

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	185
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Magic Items Found:	6387
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	1104
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Farms Harvested:	231
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.