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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	155966
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3163
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.