Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KotB-MC is a hybrid PvE & PvP server, Survival Multiplayer at its best!Create a Kingdom of your own using the Kingdoms plugin!Will you choose to be a pacifist Kingdom? Focusing on farming and building? Or will you be an aggressor, forming powerful alliances to conquer the server? The world is yours for the taking!– Fight in the MobArena, defeating waves of mobs for cash and glory! – Join one of 5 custom Jobs and level up for access to unique & powerful rewards! – Become rich! Open your own shop and complete daily quests! – Race to valuable AirDrops and be prepared to fight for them! – Place bounties on other players and hunt them down! No P2W here – Free VIP rank just by voting for the server!! We also have LootBoxes, mcMMO, Events, and a fully working redstone Casino! Come check us out!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4368
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1056	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.