Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	818323	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	268	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Libton-Craft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	2239	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.