Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magic Items Found:	5686	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fear Pvp

Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Atlantix world

Creative

A great community where everyone helps eachother! You can claim your house and start exploring with other players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1975	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Powereclipse

We are a growing server with a close family of staff and a variety of players! Here you can mine, build, and create your dream’s inspirations! Make friends, and rivals as you play alongside a growing community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeCrisp

Pixelmon

Ip : 198.12.88.25:25565 _________________________ Features _________________________ Pixelmon Pixel Skills Grief Defender _________________________

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.