Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Neutine

KitPvP, Survival

A minecraft network with great features, enjoyable gameplay and much more! Ranging from custom weapons, classes, bosses and custom scripted server with constant updates, bug patches and gameplay improvements.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sky Prison

Sky Prison is a prison located on a sky island, there are no bars or bedrock walls though but a sky, What they didn’t know was that you could fly off the island. But your freedom doesn’t start there yet. You will have to work yourself out. You can cut tree’s fish and mine, Once you have gathered enough resources you can sell them to get access to the next island. Once you get there you are 1 step closer to your freedom. There is a twist though, Not all prisoners are friendly prisoners. Some prisoners want to kill you in prison! But we have prison guards for those, once they see prisoner fighting they will kill them.

Join this unique prison server with a nice community and lots of unique events like sky pvp, hunger games, adventure. MC.skyprison.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LepakMC

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Sometimes we just want to sit back, relax, and LEPAK. Join our server and have a LEPAK good time with us on our Minecraft server, We are a casual gaming community with everything you need in a survival server, from just chilling and fishing and talking with friends, to making gigantic AFK farms, we also have a custom dungeon and a custom PVP Arena as well.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Farms Harvested:	614
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CubeServer #2

NEW Factions PvP Map

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Game Of Thrones Conquest

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Be prepared to lead your house, or join an existing one. Rule or be ruled, fight or be killed. But if you know how to play the game well, peace will conquer.

If you join our server we highly recommend you join our discord community too to register and join a house of your liking or start your own! In this server, you have the freedom or break and make alliances, sell or buy things and on top of all, quests!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AbsoluteCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

At AbsoluteCraft, its all about the players!

We are an awesome community Minecraft server with both survival and creative worlds. We take pride in the fact that everybody knows everybody!

If that sounds like the kind of server you want to join connect to: MC-AC.COM

They say less is more but that wont be the case when you need to race to the top of the economy to stay alive in the vanilla Player vs Player free-roam world we call Survival!

Full creative mode with WorldEdit! There’s not much more you need in life if you are aspiring builder or griefer.

We have some truly epic games that include Build It!, BlockHunt, Spleef and the world famous Survival Games. We’ve even built our own maps like The Cruise, the Planet Minecraft Contest Finalist!

The Builder world is the home of TeamAbsolute, our build team, where epic cities and projects are created which players can view as well.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChuwiCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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The server contains:

》Tradeos 》Crates 》Mine with and without PVP “Roman Coliseum 》Vote 》Protection Blocks “Missions And much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NextGamers Europe MC Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The NGE Minecraft Server! We are a freebuild survival server with friendly staff and over 70 plugins. We don’t sell any inGame items or ranks with special abilities, for real money, but you can buy Premium with inGame money. Premium gives you fly and some other special abilities. Some of our plugins are (some plugins you can first use when you’re Premium but you can get that without real money for 8000€ inGame money):: We’re sure you’ll have a lot of fun on our server. See you there! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mines Excavated:	4980
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Twenture Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Prison

Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re thrilled to welcome you to the most exciting and immersive Minecraft server out there – Twenture Minecraft Server!

Embark on an Epic Journey: At Twenture, we’re all about crafting unforgettable adventures in the boundless world of Minecraft. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something here for everyone. Join us, and let’s explore the limitless possibilities of this pixelated wonderland together!

It’s time to forge your legacy, build empires, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Join Twenture Minecraft Server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Flunkiiiland

The Admins of this Server are vasilisn and Flunkiii. Until now, we build a lot of things. We dont use special shop plugins but we have herobrine on the server 😉 You can build whereever you want because it’s a freebuilt and PVP server. We have 6 Slots and he will be online anytime. Everyone is welcome! This server is now 6 months old and we would be realy happy if you join our server. It will be funny 🙂 Flunkiii – german vasilisn – english So everyone understand the rules and all this things ;D

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamland – World of Dreams

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Dreamland – our new Minecraft server!

We are happy to see people who have fallen asleep and come to us, to our unusual and unpredictable world of night dreams.

Nothing is impossible here, so don’t be afraid of weirdness and lack of logic in what’s going on. However, Dreamland is not only a beautiful and kind world, it can also be… Hm-m, well, explore the world of dreams, its lore and become the strongest dreamer! We fell asleep for a long time

— The owner of the Dreamland that you joined in the collective dream

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

My.SMP

Survival

Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.