Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	9705

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SGPvP

–> SGPvP <-- SGPvP is not just an ordinary Minecraft server, it is a network of 7 servers and counting. The SGPvP server is brand new, however the server owner’s have formerly owner MinecraftSG.net before they transformed it into SGPvP.net. This transformation has meant that another 6 servers have been added to their arsenal of servers. –> THE SERVER <-- SGPvP is made up of a total of 7 servers running of 3 dedicated servers with a total of 56GB DDR3 Ram, and an accumulative of over 10GHz of processing power. The servers are as follows: The Hub Survival Games Elemental Warfare Survival Creative SkyBlock The Walls (Coming Soon) Each one of the servers is accessible through the IP play.SGPvP.net only!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3310	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Europe Gaming MineCraft

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ReitCraft

Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kism3t

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Infinite Heights

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KickAxeCraft

Skyblock, Towny

KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EmpireCraft

Adequate adult administration, private areas, shops, etc. The server has Whitelist, so leave us your request on the server forum.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShallWeCraft

Amazing Server! Great Staff! 24/7 Fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creationation

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.