Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkilledCraftSurvival

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingdomCraft Factions

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dark Vector

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ethicraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2693	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Murica

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mines Excavated:	3706	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DusDavidGames

De DDG server .

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Wildcat Survival

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.