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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7442	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Farms Harvested:	265
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Darkserver

Creative Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	184046	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sombrero Tekkit

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MIneShake Network

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4526	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ServerUnti

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Phoenix Craft

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.