Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

addiction, compulsive behavior, help needed, Inappropriate Behavior, intervention, Jamboree, Jerk, jerking off, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, pornography, seeking advice, seeking assistance, seeking counseling, seeking guidance, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking treatment, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, uncontrollable urge, unhealthy habit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

145GHz, 5G speed, average speed, Broadband, communication technology, data speeds, DATA Transmission, frequency range, Gb/s, Gigabits per second, GigaSpeeds, high frequency, internet speed, long distance communication, record frequency range, researchers, technology advancements, total bandwidth, transmission world record, uk, wireless speeds, wireless technology

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1723	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1751
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	769
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3672

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	823740	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.