Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

addiction, compulsive behavior, help needed, Inappropriate Behavior, intervention, Jamboree, Jerk, jerking off, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, pornography, seeking advice, seeking assistance, seeking counseling, seeking guidance, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking treatment, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, uncontrollable urge, unhealthy habit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	847835

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3111
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	597000	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ores Mined:	7897	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	162

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	539	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crops Grown:	3090

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	200
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.