Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Farms Harvested: 349 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ores Mined: 5867 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 508 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 145 Chimeras Created: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mines Excavated: 3863 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Potions Brewed: 188
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Venturedmc

    Venturedmc

    Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Gods Slained: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6324
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mythgarde

    Mythgarde

    Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 426281 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Potions Brewed: 121
    Runes Activated: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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