Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Animals Bred: 139
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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