Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Potions Brewed:	118	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1750	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	159

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6210
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	253	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2285
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8356
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	180
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	121	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Items Found:	5905
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	107

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs