Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6183	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Items Found:	4549
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Votes:	6811	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Crops Grown:	9205
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9688	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	218
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live