Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	105	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	592037
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	472947	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8171	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	1707	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	374448
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	258	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	7089

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Animals Bred:	110
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	18

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com