Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	806	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	279	Star Shards Collected:	139
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6861
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Star Shards Collected:	60	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Votes:	223
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1984	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	143
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1295	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	7654
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Players Killed by Monsters:	2997	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	710	Animals Bred:	143
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9466
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net