Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Votes:	8202	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Crops Grown:	5498
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Runes Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	8083	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Items Found:	3890
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	0

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Animals Bred:	156
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	283
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Votes:	5280
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	4

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Star Shards Collected:	191
Ores Mined:	4932	Crops Grown:	6129
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40