Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	6704	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Animals Bred:	161	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	7099
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

[1.20+] Bedrock Support, Savercraft is a casual SMP Server with many unique features such as Bedrock & Java support, custom items, no griefing, land claims, economy, and so much more! Join our friendly and awesome community today, IP: buzz.SaverMC.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.SaverMC.net.We run 1.20+!We offer FREE Ranks just for voting! Make sure to join our friendly community today 🙂

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	189	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ores Mined:	3306
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to Dogecraft IP: mcs.dogecraft.net Website: https://dogecraft.net/?source=mcs Rules: https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=mcs Discord: https://discord.gg/qGPYcVTAbout us: Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what tasks they wish to do and therefore make their lives easier. > Jobs > Friendly > Ranks > Player Shops > Custom Items > Custom Crafting > Extreme Fishing > Events > Pve/Player Duels > Residences and a towny like experience! > Land-Claim > Furniture > No P2W> Cosmetics > Hard difficulty Survival > Dungeons > “Towny”

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2896
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Votes:	1873	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5031	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	1823
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	383
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	2427
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2124
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net