Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Towns Built:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4448
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	New Chunks Explored:	28261
Alien Abductions:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6171	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1224
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2764	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Votes:	6018
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	1990	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	250	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crops Grown:	2175	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com