Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Towns Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

173.225.103.171:19419

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

play.coralcraft.xyz

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

mc.FnafSisterServer.net

All Games – ATM8

FTB

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	3489	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

atm8.kullgames.com

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

mc.twotimesacharm.com

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	8564
Star Shards Collected:	188	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

mc.ipocketisland.net

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

playchorus.com

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

EagleMc.net

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	91
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

undonemc.com

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8492	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

play.mccities.com

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	197	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8981
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchantments Applied:	229	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

82.208.17.61:27103

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

gamingcrafters.mysrv.us:25282

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	9070	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

minecrafterhuf.es

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	5914
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	1509	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

play.NorthCraft.net

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	6991	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

bavaria-craft.de