Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Votes:	5680
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Star Shards Collected:	117
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	56
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8172
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	7931
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6530	Dragon Eggs Found:	1596
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	119
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	4405	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6403	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ores Mined:	1586	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4687

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	6417	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9610
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	684

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594