Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

BuildByLight

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

BuildByLight is a strictly survival server. We are small and consist of great community with great people. BBL is full of fun and that classic Minecraft experience that is loved so much. I hope you come and check us out!

buildbylight.mcserver.ws

Land Of The Crafters

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to Land Of The Crafter’s Minecraft Server. We like to offer players the survival aspect of Minecraft alongside a few enhancements made to improve your gaming. We offer: Towny Pure Survival (No creative involved with gameplay at all) Economy Auctions ChatGames Lottery ChestShop And MANY MORE! More features coming soon!

mc.landofthecrafters.com

SpikyBite

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Come and have fun with us! We are a network of MC servers that looks forward to assist you with the best aspects and bring you the best quality for all of you!

Characteristics: Factions KitPvP Skywars Skyblock Survival Creative ON Prison and much more! spread now!

SpikyBite.Net

RServer

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

The server itself is on 1.15.2, but you can join from 1.18.1 too!

Discord – https://rserver.co.uk/discord

mc.rserver.co.uk

Craft Monster

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

welcome to the best minecraft server forever! we are still in beta but working hard everyday to upgrade. we have mcmmo, towny, jobs, ma arena, ect. mcmmo is upgraded no nerfs, jobs lvl up slow but have no lvl cap so the more you work the richer you get. you can farm both mcmmo and jobs xp in ma arena without switching worlds. the world is giant so come try it out

craftmonster.serverminer.com

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	127	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7749	Crops Grown:	6420
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

build.mcmiddleearth.com

ShireCraft

Creative

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

play.shirecraft.us

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Animals Bred:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

mc.eldercraft.de

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	1319	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

deathlands.mcserver.ws

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	8292

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

sithalive.no-ip.biz

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	5576	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

play.zetacraft.net

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	152	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

23.94.150.75

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

mc.lindegaard.one

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Love Letters Sent:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

cococraft.nuclearfallout.net

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

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66.85.184.34