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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9328 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8595 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!